December 2011
52 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: I’m not paying for your work
Me: Is there a reason?
Client: I just don’t want to pay.
Me: Well, you have to pay for my work, even if you don’t use it. You agreed to a contract.
Client: What are you going to do if I don’t pay?
Me: I’ll be forced to get my solicitor involved
Client: Oh… I don’t like the sounds of that. How much will it cost to make this go away?
Me:...
I love this Hark A Vagrant Christmas post all over... →
“All day the stars watch from long ago
my mother said I am going now
when you...”
– W.S. Merwin | “Rain Light” | The New Yorker | March 3, 2008 (via evoketheforms)
I like my men like I like my coffee
Match the Dictator to the Strange Fact →
“Tesla wished to remain celibate, but then he met the only man in the universe...”
– Quiz (via 3liza)
